American Idol Week 4 Results - End of the Asian Invasian?

Last night's Jimmy and Friends Results show, proved that being the funny man will not get you far in life or at least not American Idol.  Yes, my friends, my favorite American Idol comedian Heejun was sent packing. My Asian Invasian dreams are over. At least for now.  Booo America.  


Now does he have to leave the show and go home?  Or does

American Idol Week 4 - Cougar Town?

Holy eyebrows batman!!

Last night Jimmy and Friends showcased the legendary Stevie Nicks whom, i believe, was completely out of her mind on drugs.  She certainly proved to be a cougar, hunting young wild game as she was whispering sweet nothings to Phillip and the other male contestants.  She also was dressed like my 72 year old aunt. Oh wait, thats right.  This is because she is like 72. 

American Idol Results Week 3 - Happy 87th berfday Steven!

Last nights results show was a snooze fest as always. Fast forward is our best friend during this hour.  

Few things.. 

• We did stop our fast forward session to listen to Lana Del Ray sing Video Games.  Something about this song i love; not sure what it is.  It is so hauntingly beautiful.  Something about the way she sings it in like 6 different voices.  She's sorta like the new white Nikki Minaj.  Let's just hope for next years Grammies she is not hovering over the audience pretending she is possessed.  Regardless, she sounded fantastic.

American Idol Week 3 - P.Diddy Daddy Dirty Doody Dud Dumb Money

Last night's American Idol aka Jimmy and friends had Diddy as the celebrity mentor.  It got weird when they announced his name.  They werent sure if they were to say Sean or Sean Combs, or Puff Daddy, or Puffy, or P. Diddy, or Diddy, or Diddy Dirty Money, or A$$hole (dollar signs intended). Regardless, he went simply as Diddy last night.  I think Diddy or A$$hole wanted to be a part of the show so he can get ideas for new remixes.  Its been awhile.  What was more interesting was to see JLo and A$$hole appear on the same show together.  Possible reconnection?  DannyBart.com will bring the exclusive if it happens!  


The show opens with Shannon leaving the show.  We see the other finalists crying their eyes out as they give hugs to Shannon as she says goodbye to her dreams of becoming America's Idol.  Why the f are they crying?  I hope they are tears of joy!  It's a competition people!  Get over it!  You want people to go home. This isnt Polish* Idol!  (* I am allowed to make this joke because i am polish. Sorry if i offended anyone)

American Idol Results Week 2 - Enough about the sponsors!

I came to a realization last night.  American Idol's results show should be renamed to The American Idol Sponsor Show.  It's basically 1 full hour of non-stop advertisements from their sponsors.  Last night the contestants attempted their acting skills in a "scary" themed Ford commercial.  I had to fast forward because i was too frightened by the acting.  But now i know, whenever I am in a situation where there are ghosts haunting me, a ford Focus will help me get through it!  YESS!  Then we had JLo plugging her magazine, her new video, her new makeup line, her new single, her new boyfriend, her new nipple slip; you get the point.  Later, we had Tommy Hilfiger; yes.. Tommy Hilfiger, come out and talk about how he is the fashion designer for the American Idol tour?  I am not even sure what to say about all this.  They seriously should just cut the show to 5 minutes and announce who is going home already or announce it on Twitter as they shamelessly plug that all night as well. 

American Idol Finals Week 2 - Dan.I.El

Will.I.Am was helping Jimmy coach the finalists this week, hence the title of this post. Like what i did there.  Oh boy, what a night.  Does anybody else think that the coaches, aka Jimmy and friends, are doing more worse than better for these singers.  

I was surprised that they brought Will.I.Suck back out this year to critique and coach the finalists again.  For one, he looks like a black John Lennon who just arrived from the planet Voltron. Also, every single hit that the Black Eyed Peas have had relied on MEGA auto-tuning and robot voices.  So what gives this man the right to critique and judge singers in a competition when he uses robot voices in his songs!  I don't get it.  

Baby Lady Will?

The Bachelor Final Rose - Beauty and the Ostrich

"Will you marry me?" is the ultimate sacrifice a man makes to prove to the one he loves that he is willing to spend the rest of his life with her (or him... its 2012).  And the woman's (or man..its 2012) response "YES" is the ultimate sacrifice a woman (or man..its 2012) makes to receive a lifetime of happiness with the one he/she loves.  This is reality.  However, in reality TV world, that "Will you marry me?" is watched over by 5 cameras, 3 set designers, 57 producers, 460 sponsors,  17 takes, 18 script rewrites, 400 minutes of memorizing the "will you marry me" script and of course a setting and scenery that is to die for.  Also, in reality TV world, that big fat YES is not a yes to marry the man of her dreams (or his dreams..its 2012). Instead, that YES is to receive that $80,000 ring that was, of course, sponsored and conveniently placed in the show prior to the proposal.  Gotta love reality TV!