Ahh.. the Oscars. A time for celebrating Hollywood's biggest and best moments of the past year. A time where families gather near and close to watch the spectacular talent taking stage to accept and receive the greatest trophy.. the Oscar. OK who i am kidding. Everyone watching the show including myself is looking for OMG moments and slip ups and embarrassing speeches and celebrities making fools of themselves.
First i would just like to say that, although i am not a fan by any means, i thought that Billy Crystal KILLED it last night. His jokes were freaking funny. I was LRH (laughing real hard..come on people) a few times. It was nice to hear him be unPC and make fun of different religions, races and even his rich coworkers.
There were definitely many OMG moments last night. Here is a few:
- WTF is The Artist and why is a black and white silent film even being made today. Who are these people and how did the French invade Hollywood!!!
- Emma Stone's bow looked like it ate much more than she has. I mean look at that thing. Good God eat a donut.
- And the winner for best dress slip up goes to .....
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| Cameron's face should be looking the other way at JLOs boob. The password is ..... Nipple. Excuse me .. Your nipple is showing.. BUMBLE BEE TUNA. This belongs on a Christmas card like Elaine from Seinfeld. |
- Worst speech goes to the winner of Best Original Score speech. It went something like this. asdlkjfas fjdjfo jowiefjoi jweoif Oscar sdlfjds ljsdj sdf ACADEMY. asdlijasdifj oisdjdfijoiwej o23049039 OSCAR. Thank you
- That French dude won Best Actor for The Artist.. the what? Who is this guy? What is this movie? What are all these movies nominated?
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| Unseen subtitled footage left out of the movie.. |
- What was up with Chris Rock? Can somebody tell him he is too old to rock a fro and get away with it? Just because the 40-something year old from LMAO can get away with it doesnt mean you can.
- Meryl Streep beat out Viola Davis for the Best Actress. I am assuming this was an upset. I didnt see the movie The Help but i heard she was amazing. Al Sharpton didn't have any comments yet.
- Angelina Jolie should NOT be showing off her stick legs. She seriously needs to eat. Its getting unhealthy. Reminds me of the scene in Seven with the corpse in the bed. BTW.. Brad Pitt was in that.. hmmm... i am seeing a connection.
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| Angelina?? |
- The winners of short documentary (i think) totally dropped f bombs. NICE!
- Cirque de Solei did somersets and flips all over Hollywood stuntmen. That was pretty amazing.
Other than that.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Hopefully this year will bring better movies because last year sucked. My favs.. Planet of the Apes, 50/50, Tree of Life (ok it was very strange but i totally felt the connection and feelings that the son had with his father. No other movie i have ever watched was able to draw that feeling like that. And the dinosaur scene was AWESOME), Mission Impossible 4 and Super 8. Apparently i am a teenager in disguise!
