I wont get into much of my opinion of the Bachelor himself, Ben, because i dont care at all about him. For me the entertainment is the contestants whether it be the boys wooing for the love of the girl (bachelorette) or the woman clawing their fingers one nail at a time to get to the boy. Regardless.. its all about these contestants and their crazy antics that make this show the shit! I will say one thing about Ben.. he has great hair.. No i dont really think that but every girl on the house seems to which makes me think that they are really saying 'This guy is ugly'!!
Now for the fun part.. critiquing the shit out of the girls of the house. Every season there is always the one basket case in the house. Last year it was Melissa, who was also crazy on the Bachelor Pad. This season so far the title for crazy basket-case goes to fellow blogger Jenna. This bitch is NUTS. I know the editing places a big role making contestants look crazier than they are. If this is the case then there should be emmies going to this editing team. Bitch is crazy.
Among other exciting moments.. The fight between Monica and Jenna.. Perhaps i am missing something but what happend and why the hell was Jenna freaking out. I like Monica. i hope she stays. That cackle-wicked-witch-laugh is just great! So far my fav is Nicki and Elyse. Courntey is crazy .. and good looking.. but her craziness will catch up to her good looks.
Some vicious critiques..
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| Courtney wishes the show's name was called Cortney and that she had the opportunity to date herself cause she so would. This bitch loves herself almost as big as those eyebrows. She's kinda hot ill give her that. |
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| Amber T eats cow balls and hunts.. nuff said!!!! but.. dorky Ben thought this was immature and sent her home. Boooooo |
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| Anna walked up to Ben... and then right by him. She had my vote with that entrance but Ben again doesnt like immature games and booted her. What a fag* this guy is.. {*not fag as in homosexuals!} |
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| Blakely is a VIP cocktail waitress which really means that she is a strip club waitress. I got 10 bux she makes out or does Monica by the end of the season.. That will be Sa-wweeet! |
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| Diana - cute as a buton.. blindfolded him and fed him candies. But in the end i guess Ben doesnt like candy? She got the boot... booooo |
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| Elyse.. one of my favs.. maybe its the veluptuous big bootie big boobie combo.. or that she can do 100 pushups.. i dont know.. but i like her.. dont tell my wife |
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| Emily is all about cleanliness to godliness. She actually used sanitation lotion on Ben when she met him and then continued this procedure with a rap about cleaning your hands or your vagina or some shit before you kiss! |
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| Erika the lawyer may have the worst sense of humor EVER. |
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| Holly.. big hat.. big tits.. unfortunately the hat wasnt enough and she was sent home. |
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| Jacklyn. Is this the horse that Lindzi came in on.. Good lord is she ugly!! He kept this thing over the girl who eats cow balls??! |
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| Britney..apparently getting her name after another famous crazy Britney. Who brings their grandmother to a party let alone a reality show.. A GENIUS does!!!! And she's kinda hot although her eyes are very very far apart |
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| Jamie in her bio is just sooooo happy to be alive. Holy Chasity belt batman.. did you see that thing. We get it your waist is thin. Her sob story will keep her through. My wife's fav so far. Im eh about her. |
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| Jenna Jenna Jenna..more like Monica Monica Monica. There should be books and blogs written about this one. She should just blog about herself. Her bio consisted of her telling us that she blogs to find out what love is. In other words she blogs to know why she gets dumped but i think the show clarified this. The producrers should NOT allow Ben to kick her off. She should stay until the very end. Sooo exciting!! |
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| Monica. This bitch rocks. Looking forward to see her cause trouble in the house and hopefully have sex with Blakely so male viewers like myself can be entertained for other reasons besides women drama. |
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| Lindzi got the first impression rose for arriving on a horse. Why didnt anyone else think of this!?? Somebody could have rode on Jacklyn! I would come in riding an elephant! Because who does that!?? |
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| Kacie B- 24?? yeah.. in your bra! |
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| Nicki.. me like Nicki.. me like very much |
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| Samantha aka Vienna as a make believe pageant winner. |
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| Shawn is the token mom on the show. |
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| Shira did not get a rose because producers felt that she needed to go home and eat a few cupcakes. Good lord is she thin! |
