American Horror Story Finale 1.12 - Afterbirth = What the shit?!

The American Horror Story finale was beyond bizarre and wasn't at all what i expected. It started with Ben trying to kill himself to be relieved by his dead wife and daughter.  Only to be hung, suicide style, by Hayden and her ghost thugs.  It was certainly a quick out for Ben but maybe too quick?  He was the star of the show.  He is then reunited with his family forever in the Muder House.. Somebody better knock this house down already.

American Horror Story 1.11 - Birth

Who is more fit to raise a kid.. the ghosts or these bitches

Are ghosts fit to raise babies?  This was the granddaddy (pun intended) question on this weeks American Horror Story. In one of the most bizarre episodes yet i am not even sure where to begin.  This episode was filled with fighting ghosts, ghost teenage breakups, monster ghosts trying to kill and of course an extremely bloody birth of the "devil" baby.  In what should have been the biggest reveal/moment when Vivien dies its actually what proceeds during the interaction between mother and daughter that its most fitting.  Im not sure if it was the simplicity of the scene after just witnessing crazy ghosts performing child birth or the what-should-be moment that Viv and Violet never had but it was beautiful. Viv's death was coming.. i called this weeks ago.  But of course i didnt even have an inkling that Violet was dead.. im embarssed by that one. The simple transfer of words "I'm sorry you lost your baby" with the motherly reply "I didnt lose my baby" shows that the show as whacky as it is still has phenomenal touching moments like these.

Where to begin.. shit i dont even know..

American Horror Story Ep 1.10 - Smoldering Children (MAJOR spoilers)

VIOLET IS DEAD!!!  SHE IS A GHOST!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Tate is dead and so are you!

American Horror Story 1.08 and 1.09 - Spooky Little Girl

Now if Patrick had been murdered in the Murder House then this could have happened!!

This weeks American Horror Story may have been one of the best yet. It had spooks and scares and laughs and even ghost orgies!  Doesnt get any better than ghost orgies.

This episode was sorta all over the place with the timelines so let's just start from the beginning....

An American Horror Story 1.6 - Piggy Piggy

 Daddy i sleep with dead people.

So i am a little late on this for whoever is reading this. I was on vacation from the tv for a few days indulging in Key West sun rays and food.  mmmmm..  This post is maybe irrelevant as i am already an episode behind but oh well..

American Horror Story 1.05 - Halloween part 2

So what'd do last night.. oh ya know the usual.. you?

They weren't joking when they said in the prior episode that the dead are free to roam around on Halloween. The ghosts of the Murder House had their mini vacation and need to get back to doing what they do best... scaring the shit out of the people who live in this house and us folks at home watching.


This weeks episode leaves off just as the last one (part 1) left off.  We see ol 2 face knocking at the door asking for his money but instead of 2 dollars this time its 1000 bucks.  Apparently $1000 will do lots for this gentleman.  Violet is alone in the house because her no good parents left her there so she can attend to the door for trick-or-treaters.  righht... So as Larry is knocking and screaming things that shouldnt be said on cable TV her phone rings.  Its Tate ... Here he comes to save the day (singing in Mighty Mouse voice).... He wants to go on a date or something and just like that she leaves the house.  No note.  No phone call to the parents.  No nothing.  The Harmons come home to their house alarm blazing and not a soul in the house.. of course i was joking.  There are like 1000s of souls in this house.  The door knocks and you would guess it is Mr security man but no instead it is Hayden.  Apparently she got the memo that she is allowed to come out and play also on Halloween.  Viv calls Violet and instead of yelling at her for just leaving the house she asks if she is having fun with her friends trying to win Mom-of-the-year. A little too late for that. Violet has gone dead boy and is not going back.

American Horror Story 1.04 - Halloween Pt1

Trick or Treat. Smell my feet.  Give me something good to eat.  In the case of American Horror Story the "something good to eat" is a either a vomit-inducing cupcake or a punch in the face by ol Rubber Man.  The first part of the Halloween episode gave us some better plot direction and more over-the-top scares.  Halloween is a time when the ghosts can roam free and this episode certainly didn't shy away from this at all. 


The ep starts with the previous gay tenants of the house, Patrick and Chad.  Chad is played by Zachary Quinto who is from the phenomenal series Heroes (if and only if you watched the first season.. the rest of the seasons were TERRIBLE) and of course Spock from the new Star Trek reboot.  Recently Zachary came out and admitted he was gay.  And in this episode he is either playing himself or doing a great job playing the bitchy boyfriend who suspects his boyfriend is cheating on him.  The couple get into an argument like a normal married couple would.. ya know the husband having an affair with his ripped up Twink trainer and within a few minutes we are revisited by Rubber Man.  Apparently Rubber Man hates gay people because he gave Chad a serious beat down.  Im surprised that GLAAD wasnt called on this one!  Im starting to think that this gimp would kick the living shit out of THE gimp from Pulp Fiction.

An American Horror Story Season 1 - eps 1 -4

 American Horror Story - My take so far from the first 4 episodes

Wow.. where to begin!  Ghosts.  Nightmares.  Creepy dead kids.  Dead things in mason jars.  Scary haunted house. Oh my!  And this only from the pilot.  An American Horror Story is engaging, creepy, scary, sexy and dam entertaining.  I must admit the pilot did creep me out ALOT.  I was afraid of waking up to a man in a rubber suit above my head.  Or a sweet little girl with down syndrome in a yellow dress saying "You're going to die in here.".  All i can say is that after the first episode i really really liked it.

Looks like something from the Matrix