Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The Bachelor - Women Tell All aka Women Bitch Alot


This weeks Bachelor was the "Tell All". The part of the show in which the ladies tell all that has happened on the show. They should basically change the name  to "Ladies Bitching" because basically that's all this was for 2 hours clearly proving that women do not get along.

Some highlights of the night..



  • Blakley decided to wear clothes for this event. I was very very disappointed. I can only imagine that she is prepping herself and getting ready for the Bachelor Pad.  We shall see. 
Blakely should have shown up in this outfit and won our heats again

  • Nicki still loves Ben.  I dont get it.  He looks like he threw a suit on just after getting out of the Soundgarden reunion concert. 
  • Who the hell is Samantha and why is she talking. Didnt she get the boot on like Day 2.  
  • Jamie, the one who went crazy and tried to teach Ben how to lapdance and kiss, is still a loony as she tells Ben that she still likes him and wants to date him if his future "wife" doesnt work for him. 
  • Britney said she left because she had no attraction for Ben.  BRAVO!  Love this girl. Hopefully she makes it to the Bachelor Pad. 
  • Return of the Dead Pt 2 aka Shawntelle or however you spell her name.  I was LRH (laughing really hard) at the way the girls were being towards her. It was funny to hear Shawntelle call them out saying that she had big hips and was a whore.  AHHAHA.. Women.  Shawntelle was totally thinking of ways to drain their blood with her mortician instruments.


Madison aka The Vampire Slut is the only one who can resist the Mortician's touch

  • Emily clearly did NOT want the world to see her boobs.. clearly
  • Some girl named Erika calls Shawntelle ugly.  WOW.. that's certainly calling the kettle black (no..im not racist).  This bitch is UGLY!
  • Last night's dress code theme was "Less is More".  I think i saw 5 vaginas and 6 nipple shots.
  • Courtney takes the hot seat.  Sanitation workers had to sanitize the seat afterwards.
  • Does Courtney have split personality?  She played a completely different somber and apologetic women last night.  Was she acting?  Is this the real her?  I can totally be honest and say I sorta felt bad for her. The girls were going CRAZY on her.   There was a point when every girl was yelling and asking her questions. This was C's breaking point and she began to cry. I thought i would love this moment but i felt bad. Awwww.. At the end of the day she played the "game" very well and made Ben think that she is the one for him. However, it's a popular show and the media goes crazy for this stuff. Apparently she and her family have been getting death threats.  Seriously people, it's just a TV show.  Enough already. 
  • Ben takes the hot seat for literally 5 minutes.  He tells the girls that he is sorry for breaking their hearts and that's pretty much it.  A waste of 2 hours for me. I got nothing.


Next week is the finale.  Who will Ben pick?  Will he go with the horse-loving Lindzy or fall for the EEE-VIL Courtney?  We shall see!

My first impression of both finalists from my first blog:


Courtney wishes the show's name was called Cortney and that she had the opportunity to date herself cause she so would. This bitch loves herself almost as big as those eyebrows.  She's kinda hot ill give her that.



Lindzi got the first impression rose for arriving on a horse.  Why didnt anyone else think of this!??  Somebody could have rode on Jacklyn!  I would come in riding an elephant!  Because who does that!??


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