The Bachelor Ep3 - Call Guiness

This weeks episode of the Bachelor started off with, you guessed it, Sean working out shirtless.  Sean thinks his hotel weight room is Venice Beach. It appears Sean is trying to break the record for most-on-screen-bachelor-minutes-with-shirt-off.  Call Guinness.

Speaking of Guinness, the first one on one date with Leslie M Legs played a very pivotal role in this season's product placement.  I ordered 4 copies of Guinness Book of World Records because i couldn't wait to find out cool and interesting stuff like the world's largest penis, or the longest streak without sex, or the biggest orgy, or the biggest bra.  I realized quickly that none of these cool interest tidbits, and facts of life, are in this book.  Instead, there are cool and interesting stuff like the world's largest afro, or the the largest dog, or the smallest peanut, or the record for the shortest amount of time to drive all 48 states (held by the one and only - Sean's dad) and now the longest on-screen kiss!  WOWWWW!!  I hope you are picking up the sarcasm because I'm bringing it pretty heavy. 

The Bachelor Ep2 - A Dumb Blonde With Muscles

This week's The Bachelor started off with about 45 minutes of previews of whats to come.  I turned the TV off after the previews and went to sleep..kidding..but i could have. Enough of the previews.  Is the show this bad that they have to show you clips of the entire show in the beginning and every time they goto a commercial (which is every 5 minutes).  I can't imagine not watching this show on the DVR.  What torture.

The Bachelor Ep1 - 50 Shades of Wine

The first episode of this seasons The Bachelor proved once again that women will do ANYTHING to be on tv.  This was proven more than once when a token fell on her face while performing a back flip for the Bachelor - talk about first impression, a sloshy drunk took to her strange and over-the-top addiction to a certain character named Christian Grey exhibiting her rare talent-to-be with a tool called a necktie that she exuberantly played peek-a-boo with a few times keeping it out harms way in her breasts, a drug-induced? bride-to-be who through it all out there, literally, by wearing a wedding dress, a second-chancer Kacie B makes her way back to once again make an ass of herself - poor girl, and finally a Bachelor who resembles Steve Sanders from 90210 who just can't, for the life of him, keep his shirt on - we get it, you have abs.