Friday, April 27, 2012

American Idol Week 8 Results - One Strange Night



Jimmy and Friends showcased 3 acts last night.  The first was a Queen ensemble group called the Queen Extravaganza, basically an attempt from Queen to franchise the name and make lots of money. The lead singer was very good but certainly not Freddie Mercury.  Good golly was that young man sweating after 1 song.  There were like 15 people in the group.  Yesterday was "Bring your kid to work day" so perhaps this is why we saw young and old rocking it out on the stage.  Looked like a family reunion at one point.  Then the guitarist decides to do a back flip because this is cool i guess.  He almost wipes out and looks like he badly hurt his knee as we never saw him again the rest of the song.  Then out came the 2 original band members from the shadows. Something about old rockers that just bothers me. Oh yes, its the fact that they are 80 and still trying to "rock" out with their long thinning gray hair.. booo.  The second act was Stefano.. more

Thursday, April 26, 2012

American Idol Week 8 - Queen of the night

Wrong Queen??


<-- Queen ruled the night on American Idol last night as the contestants belted out hits from the band as well as their own personal song choice.  It was a night of some amazing singing; maybe the best so far on the show. There was also a missing factor - Jimmy.  Perhaps, this is why they sang so good?  Tommy Hilfiger has slowly been vanishing in the shadows of the advertisement world on the show, as well.  Maybe he realized that nobody is buying Tommy Hilfiger except men in their 50s who clearly don't watch the show.  He will NOT be missed. 









Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Real Housewives of NJ - The Cookbook

"All i know is when i buy a cookbook, i want the fucking recipes.  I dont give a fuck about a carwash or friends" - Rosie Bart

Excellent point, Rosie, and i couldn't agree with you more (since you are my wife and i HAVE to agree with you). 


A cookbook is defined as the following (courtesy of wikipedia):

Thursday, April 19, 2012

American Idol Week 7 - Lady Gaga vs Marvin Gaye



Jimmy and his friends, well, simply Jimmy (he was without friends this week) showcased songs from the 2000s to today as well as another round for Soul mofo singing.  Basically, it was Marvin Gaye, Alicia Keys and Lady Gaga night.   I felt the first half of the show went well. The singers were able to showcase more relevant songs that mean something to them and sing them great. The second part failed miserably, with the exception of Josh and Jessica.   There was certainly a misconnect with the singers and the songs they tried to sing.  




The show started off with Mr. Holland's Opus as they showed, AGAIN, Jessica being voted off and then saved and all the drama that unfolded before and after. ENOUGH already.  Its not the fucking presidential elections.  American Idol stop taking yourself so fucking serious.  At the end of the day you are just another talent show.  Enough with the theatrics. 



Friday, April 13, 2012

American Idol Week 6 Results - World War 3..the reality TV version

Christ on a pony!  Great Scott!  Jupiter's Cock!  Christ eating buscuits!  Good Golly Miss Molly!  These should all be the major headlines in all major media this morning.  Fuck North Korea trying to shoot a missile and fail miserably, this shit has far more importance!  Jessica was voted off American Idol last night....



Thursday, April 12, 2012

Spartacus Blood and Sand - Jupiter's Cock! What a great show!!

I am BARTACUS!!!
Jupiters cock!!  What a great show!

I just finished the 1st season of Spartacus and i must say it lives up to the hype.  I was going to blog after every episode but I had the urge to continue watching more and more.  Consider this a Season 1 blog and my experience with the show so far.

American Idol Week 6 - Kiss my auto-tuned ass

Last night Jimmy and friends had Akon as a guest mentor.  The guy said literally 3 words and when he did it was autotuned.  Akon is a great singer BUT.. i believe i have only ever heard him sing in auto-tune. Therefore, how can he mentor a singing show when his singing is auto-corrected.  {scratching my head}


When the show started I thought somebody died; like a contestant or maybe even one of the judges. Then i realized, no, they were just recapping Deandre getting the boot.  Oh my the drama.  They show Deandre's peoples at some Hooters and their reaction when he got kicked off. I could have swore I saw a couple people cheering wearing Team Colton shirts but who i am to judge.  


The judges are introduced and we see JLo wearing a dress that looked like it was handled by Edward

Friday, April 6, 2012

American Idol Week 5 Results - JLo's new porno

Last night, Jimmy and Friends had their result show in which the lovable (sarcasm included) Deandre was sent home.  The one time that i finally say he did a great job he got the boot. I should have said he did a great job 4 weeks ago.  Boo me.  He was my go-to guy for the jokes. Shit. 


We had the delight to see JLo's new porno for her new song.  It was

Thursday, April 5, 2012

American Idol Week 5 - Keytar Hero

Last night Jimmy and friends introduced the songs of the 80's to the American Idol contestants who were born in the 90s.  It was an interesting night as the 80s, for me, is a time of wacky outfits, big hair, and strange songs with crazy addicting choruses.  I saw or heard none of this.  The only person who seem to dressed for the occassion was Randy as he sported, what looked like, the shirt that the clown doll wor

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Spartacus 1.1 - What mighty BIG pecs you have..

I know i am 3 years late to the party but my wife and i finally got around to watching the show Spartacus.  I must say it is very good!   Its sort of 300 meets Gladiator meets original Spartacus meets Kill Bill Vol1 meets porn.  Everything about the show just works.  I plan to start blogging about each ep as i watch. Enjoy.


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