American Idol Week 8 Results - One Strange Night

Jimmy and Friends showcased 3 acts last night.  The first was a Queen ensemble group called the Queen Extravaganza, basically an attempt from Queen to franchise the name and make lots of money. The lead singer was very good but certainly not Freddie Mercury.  Good golly was that young man sweating after 1 song.  There were like 15 people in the group.  Yesterday was "Bring your kid to work day" so perhaps this is why we saw young and old rocking it out on the stage.  Looked like a family reunion at one point.  Then the guitarist decides to do a back flip because this is cool i guess.  He almost wipes out and looks like he badly hurt his knee as we never saw him again the rest of the song.  Then out came the 2 original band members from the shadows. Something about old rockers that just bothers me. Oh yes, its the fact that they are 80 and still trying to "rock" out with their long thinning gray hair.. booo.  The second act was Stefano.. more

American Idol Week 8 - Queen of the night

Wrong Queen??

<-- Queen ruled the night on American Idol last night as the contestants belted out hits from the band as well as their own personal song choice.  It was a night of some amazing singing; maybe the best so far on the show. There was also a missing factor - Jimmy.  Perhaps, this is why they sang so good?  Tommy Hilfiger has slowly been vanishing in the shadows of the advertisement world on the show, as well.  Maybe he realized that nobody is buying Tommy Hilfiger except men in their 50s who clearly don't watch the show.  He will NOT be missed. 

American Idol Week 7 Results - Where were you when it happened?

Where were you when it happened?

American Idol Week 7 - Lady Gaga vs Marvin Gaye

Jimmy and his friends, well, simply Jimmy (he was without friends this week) showcased songs from the 2000s to today as well as another round for Soul mofo singing.  Basically, it was Marvin Gaye, Alicia Keys and Lady Gaga night.   I felt the first half of the show went well. The singers were able to showcase more relevant songs that mean something to them and sing them great. The second part failed miserably, with the exception of Josh and Jessica.   There was certainly a misconnect with the singers and the songs they tried to sing.  

The show started off with Mr. Holland's Opus as they showed, AGAIN, Jessica being voted off and then saved and all the drama that unfolded before and after. ENOUGH already.  Its not the fucking presidential elections.  American Idol stop taking yourself so fucking serious.  At the end of the day you are just another talent show.  Enough with the theatrics. 

American Idol Week 6 Results - World War 3..the reality TV version

Christ on a pony!  Great Scott!  Jupiter's Cock!  Christ eating buscuits!  Good Golly Miss Molly!  These should all be the major headlines in all major media this morning.  Fuck North Korea trying to shoot a missile and fail miserably, this shit has far more importance!  Jessica was voted off American Idol last night....

American Idol Week 6 - Kiss my auto-tuned ass

Last night Jimmy and friends had Akon as a guest mentor.  The guy said literally 3 words and when he did it was autotuned.  Akon is a great singer BUT.. i believe i have only ever heard him sing in auto-tune. Therefore, how can he mentor a singing show when his singing is auto-corrected.  {scratching my head}


When the show started I thought somebody died; like a contestant or maybe even one of the judges. Then i realized, no, they were just recapping Deandre getting the boot.  Oh my the drama.  They show Deandre's peoples at some Hooters and their reaction when he got kicked off. I could have swore I saw a couple people cheering wearing Team Colton shirts but who i am to judge.  


The judges are introduced and we see JLo wearing a dress that looked like it was handled by Edward

American Idol Week 5 Results - JLo's new porno

Last night, Jimmy and Friends had their result show in which the lovable (sarcasm included) Deandre was sent home.  The one time that i finally say he did a great job he got the boot. I should have said he did a great job 4 weeks ago.  Boo me.  He was my go-to guy for the jokes. Shit. 


We had the delight to see JLo's new porno for her new song.  It was

American Idol Week 5 - Keytar Hero

Last night Jimmy and friends introduced the songs of the 80's to the American Idol contestants who were born in the 90s.  It was an interesting night as the 80s, for me, is a time of wacky outfits, big hair, and strange songs with crazy addicting choruses.  I saw or heard none of this.  The only person who seem to dressed for the occassion was Randy as he sported, what looked like, the shirt that the clown doll wor

American Idol Week 4 Results - End of the Asian Invasian?

Last night's Jimmy and Friends Results show, proved that being the funny man will not get you far in life or at least not American Idol.  Yes, my friends, my favorite American Idol comedian Heejun was sent packing. My Asian Invasian dreams are over. At least for now.  Booo America.  


Now does he have to leave the show and go home?  Or does

American Idol Week 4 - Cougar Town?

Holy eyebrows batman!!

Last night Jimmy and Friends showcased the legendary Stevie Nicks whom, i believe, was completely out of her mind on drugs.  She certainly proved to be a cougar, hunting young wild game as she was whispering sweet nothings to Phillip and the other male contestants.  She also was dressed like my 72 year old aunt. Oh wait, thats right.  This is because she is like 72. 

American Idol Results Week 3 - Happy 87th berfday Steven!

Last nights results show was a snooze fest as always. Fast forward is our best friend during this hour.  

Few things.. 

• We did stop our fast forward session to listen to Lana Del Ray sing Video Games.  Something about this song i love; not sure what it is.  It is so hauntingly beautiful.  Something about the way she sings it in like 6 different voices.  She's sorta like the new white Nikki Minaj.  Let's just hope for next years Grammies she is not hovering over the audience pretending she is possessed.  Regardless, she sounded fantastic.

American Idol Week 3 - P.Diddy Daddy Dirty Doody Dud Dumb Money

Last night's American Idol aka Jimmy and friends had Diddy as the celebrity mentor.  It got weird when they announced his name.  They werent sure if they were to say Sean or Sean Combs, or Puff Daddy, or Puffy, or P. Diddy, or Diddy, or Diddy Dirty Money, or A$$hole (dollar signs intended). Regardless, he went simply as Diddy last night.  I think Diddy or A$$hole wanted to be a part of the show so he can get ideas for new remixes.  Its been awhile.  What was more interesting was to see JLo and A$$hole appear on the same show together.  Possible reconnection?  DannyBart.com will bring the exclusive if it happens!  


The show opens with Shannon leaving the show.  We see the other finalists crying their eyes out as they give hugs to Shannon as she says goodbye to her dreams of becoming America's Idol.  Why the f are they crying?  I hope they are tears of joy!  It's a competition people!  Get over it!  You want people to go home. This isnt Polish* Idol!  (* I am allowed to make this joke because i am polish. Sorry if i offended anyone)

American Idol Results Week 2 - Enough about the sponsors!

I came to a realization last night.  American Idol's results show should be renamed to The American Idol Sponsor Show.  It's basically 1 full hour of non-stop advertisements from their sponsors.  Last night the contestants attempted their acting skills in a "scary" themed Ford commercial.  I had to fast forward because i was too frightened by the acting.  But now i know, whenever I am in a situation where there are ghosts haunting me, a ford Focus will help me get through it!  YESS!  Then we had JLo plugging her magazine, her new video, her new makeup line, her new single, her new boyfriend, her new nipple slip; you get the point.  Later, we had Tommy Hilfiger; yes.. Tommy Hilfiger, come out and talk about how he is the fashion designer for the American Idol tour?  I am not even sure what to say about all this.  They seriously should just cut the show to 5 minutes and announce who is going home already or announce it on Twitter as they shamelessly plug that all night as well. 

American Idol Finals Week 2 - Dan.I.El

Will.I.Am was helping Jimmy coach the finalists this week, hence the title of this post. Like what i did there.  Oh boy, what a night.  Does anybody else think that the coaches, aka Jimmy and friends, are doing more worse than better for these singers.  

I was surprised that they brought Will.I.Suck back out this year to critique and coach the finalists again.  For one, he looks like a black John Lennon who just arrived from the planet Voltron. Also, every single hit that the Black Eyed Peas have had relied on MEGA auto-tuning and robot voices.  So what gives this man the right to critique and judge singers in a competition when he uses robot voices in his songs!  I don't get it.  

Baby Lady Will?

American Idol - Week 1 results show

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Change?:
It was evident in last night's episode of American Idol that change is need. Apparently, America's vote is beginning to matter less and less in this show. The fact that the judges decided who to sent home clearly proves that they are trying desperately to change this format in anyway possible.  Soon it will be called Interscope Record Idol.  Jimmy, one of the main peeps at Interscope, is showing up more, as well.  Perhaps he should be a permanent judge on this show because, lets face it, he is brutally honest and knows his shit!

2012 American Idol Bart picks

Here are the official 2012 Bart American Idol Contest Entries:


My list (number to right indicates the place they finished in)

1. Jessica (7) - SAVED
2. Colton (6)
3. Schuyler
4. Phliip
5. Heejun (9)
6. Hollie
7. Josh
8. Erika (10)
9. Jeremy (12)
10. Deandre (8)
11. Elise (6)
12. Shannon (11)

Update 4/26/12 - 21pts

Week 7 - Judges save

Rosie's list aka my wife (number to right indicates the place they finished in)

1. Colton(6)
2. Holly
3. Jessica(7) - SAVED
4. Phillip
5. Schuyler
6. Elise (6)
7. Heejune (9)
8. Joshua
9. Erika (10)
10. Deandre (8)
11. Shannon (11)
12. Jeremy (12)

Update 4/26/12 - 10 pt
Week 7 - Judges save

and once again, here are the contest rules -> 2012 AI rules

SCORE (4/26/12)

Danny - 21

Rose - 10

Im getting my ass kicked!!!

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American Idol Finals Week 1 - AND DIIIEEEEEE-EEEIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSSS LOVEEEEE YOUOUUOUOUO

Just as we suspected

Last nights American Idol was epic in terms of the singers that the finalists had to portray.  The men had to sing Stevie Wonder and the women, the late Whitney Houston.  It was comforting to hear Whitney's music as i havent heard it in a long time {sarcasm}.  Overall the finalists did a decent job with their song choices. 


Some early observations:
Jimmy Iovine is the new Simon Cowell of the show. His brutal honesty is what makes this show still real in some ways.  Last week he got criticized by the judges, especially JLo, for being too harsh to the contestants.   Umm.. your job is to do just that and not tell the singers how pretty or handsome they look.  Anyways, Jimmy appears this week with Mary J (the queen of R&B?) and gives some lessons on how to sound bad ass for America.  I like this guy. I dont know why. I can say this, he knows what he is talking about as he is a HUGE producer and chairman of Interscope Records.  In fact, if you listen to some of Eminem's early CDs you will hear Eminem make references to Jimmy, as he is the one who supposedly sent Em's demo to Dr Dre to get signed.  Just a little fun fact there kids. (i totally googled it)

2012 American Idol posts

Here is a list of all the posts so far on American Idol:

Staring from the most recent post - 

• Results Week2 - Sponsors suck.
• Finale Week 2 - Dan.I.El
• Finalists week 1 results show
• Danny and Rosie top 13 picks
• Finale Week 1 
• Top 12 females
• Top 12 males
• 2012 Official American Idol Bart Contest Rules

Official 2012 American Idol Bart Contest rules

Here are the official 2012 American Idol Bart Contest rules...

• 2012 American Idol Bart Contest Rules

Yes..my wife and i are dorks.  However, stupid things like this make the show fun.  And no it didnt take me long to write this up.

Feel free to download and use for your own pleasure.  Of course our Winnings section is a little more baby related but imagine what it was before Rose was pregnant.. Yowzers!!

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American Idol season 11 - Top 12 girls, half named Holly

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Last night was the top 12 women performing so let's get right to it.  


Some observations:  

• Ryan Seacrest looks like Kermit the Frog
• Steven Tyler decided to wear his mother's old couch cover as a shirt.
• Does Coke sponsor American Idol?  I am not quite sure.
• I think every girl in the competition is named Haley or Holy.. 

Steven's shirt material?