Friday, April 6, 2012

American Idol Week 5 Results - JLo's new porno

Last night, Jimmy and Friends had their result show in which the lovable (sarcasm included) Deandre was sent home.  The one time that i finally say he did a great job he got the boot. I should have said he did a great job 4 weeks ago.  Boo me.  He was my go-to guy for the jokes. Shit. 


We had the delight to see JLo's new porno for her new song.  It was
interesting to see her dancing on poles and licking it like a lollipop.  Isn't this a kid's show?  These are the same people who bitch if we say "Shit" on the air because this is so much worse.  The song wasn't bad but only because it was a Pitbull song. Otherwise it would have sucked.  The only thing this video proved is that JLo, fresh off her divorce, is ready to get back out there and start banging America.  Go JLo!


If you want to see some real dancing check out my Ghost Ride My Luggage video. It should win awards. 




Next, we had The Wanted.  I know the song, but again, i am biased because i listen to nothing but 80's, rap, Motown and Soul, Opie and Anthony, and The Beatles; therefore i am not the correct person to judge this performance.  The song is OK i guess.  The one thing that i didn't know is that the people who sing this song are like 20 and there is 5 of them.  One of the dudes goes to JLo and not only dances with her but also kisses her. Dammmmmmm.  Well played. 






Bottom 3

Deandre
Elise
Hollie

Hollie is sent to safety immediately.  Elise is then told that she is staying while Lion-Haired Deandre is told that he has been voted off.  As he is singing i am praying that JLo does NOT save him.  She does not.  The crowd applauds. I go to sleep. 


Bart Contest

Rose and i both had Deandre to go home 2 weeks ago. Therefore we both got 2 points.  The score now is:  Rose 5 , Me 12 .. SHIT!! 


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