Friday, April 27, 2012

American Idol Week 8 Results - One Strange Night



Jimmy and Friends showcased 3 acts last night.  The first was a Queen ensemble group called the Queen Extravaganza, basically an attempt from Queen to franchise the name and make lots of money. The lead singer was very good but certainly not Freddie Mercury.  Good golly was that young man sweating after 1 song.  There were like 15 people in the group.  Yesterday was "Bring your kid to work day" so perhaps this is why we saw young and old rocking it out on the stage.  Looked like a family reunion at one point.  Then the guitarist decides to do a back flip because this is cool i guess.  He almost wipes out and looks like he badly hurt his knee as we never saw him again the rest of the song.  Then out came the 2 original band members from the shadows. Something about old rockers that just bothers me. Oh yes, its the fact that they are 80 and still trying to "rock" out with their long thinning gray hair.. booo.  The second act was Stefano.. more
on that later.  And the last and final act was Katie Perry whom i fast forwarded through.  There was a helicopter thing going on and girls falling from the sky. Then a night vision thing going on. It was weird.  Personally, every one of her songs sounds the same so why bother listen to her lip sync. 


Ryan Seacrest comes out looking suave; a much different look from the prior night.  DannyBart.com had the exclusive that Ryan was on death's door on Wednesday night suffering from a very bad stomach flu.  Great.. wasn't he hugging and kissing all the finalists.. YUCK. 


The Bottom 3

Oh yes.. then there was a vote off show.  This weeks bottom 3 was.. you guessed it... 
Elise, Hollie and Skyler.. huh?  Skyler.  Ok so i predicted that Jessica would be in the bottom 3.  Not because she is a bad singer.  She is by far the best singer on the show.  But only because America HATES her.  Apparently not as much as they do country music, girls with creepy accents and old dinosaurs as evident in our bottom 3 this week. 


After Skyler got a quick save, we were left with Elise and Hollie.  Both contestants have been at this point in the show numerous times.  It must succccccck to know that nobody likes you.  Its basically a popularity contest at this point.  They can all sing great but whoever is liked the most will win. And these 2 .. well nobody i don't think ever really liked.  Dim the lights and .... Elise, the dinosaur, is FINALLY sent home.  This bitch has a great voice but, in my opinion, i think she got worse as the show progressed.  For me, her high points were in the beginning with relevant artists that matched her style such as Billy Joel and Led Zeppelin.  She will be missed.. NOOOOOTTT <-  in Borat voice. 


Oh, I almost forgot.. Why was FOX shamelessly plugging the TMZ show.  Umm.. and why was everyone praising these TMZ buffoons.  Those fuckers RUIN peoples lives and everyone is giggle giggle on screen and in the audience. I didn't get it. 

Stefano "performs"

What in good God's name did I witness last night.  Let me break it down for you.  A WolfMan named Casey comes out to give the contestants advice about what to expect at this leg of the race.  Did Casey lose his mind?  Is he smoking pot on a regular basis at this point and sitting on his couch watching tv while playing his bass?  I thought i gave money to a homeless man who resembled him last week.  He was, in no means, a dapper looking gentlemen, but good lord does he look like a mountain man now!  Anyways, he tells the contestants something about being careful of pranks that other finalists will put on you.  WTF!?  Good Turkey Gravy.. what does that even mean?  

Then.. its not Casey who will be performing but Stefano?  Who?  Oh yes, the cute adorable Minado looking fella from last season who made it through as a wildcard and finished in 7th. Oh that guy.  Now, i have to admit i was a fan of his style on the show then.. but now.. no.  He has a very poppy sound and he will probably sell lots of records but i cant explain what i witnessed last night. 

OH NOOOO you DIDNT
Wearing some tight outfit with red sneakers, Stefano begins singing in what sounds like an auto-tuned mic.  Unfortunately, the auto tune gods couldn't auto tune his voice good enough.. or perhaps that was the effect they were going with?  I don't know.. im old.  So then other people come out and now its a dance fest.  There was jumping-all -around-like-its-hot type dances.  The singing went from bad to worse as he went from his low to high delivery.  I thought at one point Will.I'M.Stupid was gonna come out wearing some ballerina outfit with hip feathers and a blazer. I was kinda hoping actually as it would have added more entertainment to this dribble. Then, just when you thought it was over, Nick Cannon comes out and starts rapping.  Or at least a look alike.  There was a point when Stefano went over to the judges to like caress them and Steven Tyler wasnt even paying attention. I think he was looking at one of the little girls throwing her bra at the stage at Stefano. I wasnt sure but his face was priceless.  As he screamed "Best night of my life" i finally agreed when it was over.  Wow.  

Who will win!

Jessica SHOULD win but I'm not sure anymore.  The voting makes no sense on this show.  One week they like someone the next week they don't.  Josh has become my new Colton.  He is fucking phenomenal singer and i would sooo buy his album but he will probably take me to church too much.  I think it will be Phillip, Jessica and Josh in the top 3.  Let's see what happens.  

The Bart Contest

At this point, there is no way for me to win. I'm soooo embarrassed with my miserable 21 points.  The current score is me: 21 and Rose: 10.  The lower the score the better.  This fucking sucks.  Who the hell would think that Elise would make it to 6th place. She was supposed to go home 11th!!!! UGHHHHH.. and dam u HeeJun.. you were the funny Asian persuasion that was supposed to go home 5th..not 9th you MOFO!!  

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