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| Now if Patrick had been murdered in the Murder House then this could have happened!! |
This episode was sorta all over the place with the timelines so let's just start from the beginning....
In the 20s a deranged Doctor Charles Montgomery and his wife Nora move into the pre-murder house. He performs illegal side abortions for young girls who are trying to make it in Hollywood. Because of the abortions he ironically loses his son to another deranged ex-boyfriend of one of his patients who feels it is only right to kill the baby of the doctor in the same way. The Dr's wife goes crazy as does the doctor. Apparently addicted to ether, the Dr devises a plan to bring back their dead baby by sewing the limbs and implanting the organs of dead animals to the baby. Perhaps the Dr was watching too many cartoons.. oh thats right its the 20s.. and so after the wife finds out what he has done to their dead baby she shoots her loony husband "Dr" and then herself which leaves Ghost#1, Ghost #2 and Ghost #3 and creates the Murder House.
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| Yes.. the Black Dahlia is real and did happen and now the mystery has been solved |
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| My Ghost list.. Ghost #1 - Charlie would have made a perfect ghost singing songs on his guitar and saying Claire over and over again |
In the swinging 60s we see the deaths of Maria and Gladys by a man named Franklin who likes to torture his woman before killing them. He picked the wrong house to mess with. Now we are at Ghost #5, 6 and 7.
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| Ghost #2 - this lovable menace would have fit right in and played ball with Racoon boy calling it his precious. |
In the 70's good old 2-face aka Larry decides to burn his house down and kill his family. We are still wondering why. This leaves us with Larry's wife Ghost #8 and his 2 children Troy and Bryan Ghosts # 9 and 10. The jury is still out on Larry whether he is dead or not.
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| Ghost #3 - ok well he is not dead but his career certainly is. |
In 1978 2 young ginger kids decide to break windows and smash the inside of the abandoned Murder House. They are warned by Addie that they are going to die in the house. They should have listened. Not long after they are both brutally murdered by I assume one of the 4 ghosts which now brings us Ghost #11 and Ghost #12.
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| Ghost #4 - with the technology of flat screen's im not sure if Carol Ann would have fit in very well or even fit in the TV.. ;-) |
In the 80s, Constance catches her husband banging the maid.. Oh Moira.. and wacks the both of them. This brings us Ghost #13 and Ghost #14
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| Ghost #5 - Dr Cole could have taught Ben a few things about how to be a shrink |
In the 90s Tate kills himself after shooting up the school. Great parenting Constance. This brings us Ghost #15
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| Ghost #6 - i can see it now.. him and Hayden going on a killing rampage . What a team they would have made. |
Next up, Chase and Patrick circa 2010. These 2 lovebirds could do nothing but quarrel. Tate decides to wear a rubber suit for halloween and gets mad that the residing twink didnt want to dress up so he kills him. Then after he gets caught by the fun loving cheater Patrick he kills him as well. Apparently dead people are stronger when they are dead. This brings us Ghost #16 and #17.
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| Ghost # 7 This worthless Avatar would have done nothing but bitch and complain about her fellow humans. baahhh |
And finally we have the Harmons. So far we have seen 3 murders in this house. The kooky-deranged-psycho-Fatal Attraction-esque Hayden who was killed by Larry. Then we have the body of the person who was interested in buying the house.. i forget his name but i think they called him the Turk. Then you have Constance's boyfriend Travis who was taken out by Hayden after a ghost-human interaction. Oh yeah... and let's not forget the copy cat killers that tried to kill the Harmons by imitating the 60s murders. This brings us to Ghost #18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.
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| Ben should watch this movie before he decides to kill one of his girlfriends in this house |
So this leaves us with about 23 ghosts!!! 23!! WTF??! At times i felt the writers or ghosts were fucking with us. Then at other times i felt they were trying to scare the shit out of us. Hayden has become a very mean ghost. She may have been one of teh WORST people to kill in this house. She sorta runs the show now among the other ghosts. We learned in last episode (i didnt blog.. who reads this shit anyways) from Hayden that she can pretty much control her visibility and show up when she wants. This sorta takes the creepiness out of the episode but adds so much more control for the writers to explain things. Hayden seems to just want a child now.. no matter who or what it is. She can have sex with alive people or dead people. Its pretty crazy. So what was once a nice haunted house is becoming the Ghost Bunny Ranch.
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| Ghost # 8 - Scary as hell but soo much fun. He would have had a great time entertaining guests on the weekends |
Elizabeth tries to seduce Ben (what else is new) but for the first time Ben just says NO. Is he getting help for his cheating addiction?? The only time he says no is when a gay guy grabs his package. After saying no to Elizabeth we then see her and Moira getting it on on the couch. WEIRDARAMA.. hot .. but sooo weird. Ben is finally starting to see things the way they are and with that Moira is no longer the hot red-head that we all grew to love but instead the old bag who seems to be the nicer of the ghost and has a purpose.
What did we learn?
Constance is a real bitch when she drinks!! This causes her lover Travis to have an affair with a creepy dead girl. Apparently bruises and blood doesnt stop Travis. Is he related to Ben??
Constance psychic bff Billie Jean claims that Viv's baby will mark the end of days claiming that she will give birth to the antichrist.
Constance is pregnant with twins.. one of which is NOT Ben's. Ben freaks and hunts down Mr Security for a few words. I got 100 bux on the black guy! Always bet on black!!
We learned from the prior episode that Tate is actually Rubber Man.. what a letdown. Really thought they would have filled that mystery a little better. He just decides to throw a suit on and bang Vivian. Apparently Vivian cant tell the size of her man because she has no idea she is having sex with a dead teenager. The one thing that i didnt realize is that dead people DONT shoot blanks. This makes sense since Bella is pregnant with Edward's child so it must be true.
Will the 20+ ghost just get along and play together as a happy family? Or will Hayden tear this family apart? I think that Viv's days are numbered. I am assuming that the birth of this child cannot mean good things for her. We are already seeing her less and less on the show which sucks cause she is one of my favorites.
Jessica Lange should be nominated for an emmy. She is the best thing on the show. Her character is just perfect in so many ways.
Thats all i got for now .. peace
