Sadistic doctors, spooky nuns, homosexual and interracial relationships, snooty reporters, repressed sexual impulses, extra-terrestrials and the front man for Maroon 5 getting his arm ripped off are just some of the strange and bizarre, yet incredibly scary and entertaining, things we saw on the premiere episode of American Horror Story season 2.
Jimmy and Friends showcased 3 acts last night. The first was a Queen ensemble group called the Queen Extravaganza, basically an attempt from Queen to franchise the name and make lots of money. The lead singer was very good but certainly not Freddie Mercury. Good golly was that young man sweating after 1 song. There were like 15 people in the group. Yesterday was "Bring your kid to work day" so perhaps this is why we saw young and old rocking it out on the stage. Looked like a family reunion at one point. Then the guitarist decides to do a back flip because this is cool i guess. He almost wipes out and looks like he badly hurt his knee as we never saw him again the rest of the song. Then out came the 2 original band members from the shadows. Something about old rockers that just bothers me. Oh yes, its the fact that they are 80 and still trying to "rock" out with their long thinning gray hair.. booo. The second act was Stefano.. more
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<-- Queen ruled the night on American Idol last night as the contestants belted out hits from the band as well as their own personal song choice. It was a night of some amazing singing; maybe the best so far on the show. There was also a missing factor - Jimmy. Perhaps, this is why they sang so good? Tommy Hilfiger has slowly been vanishing in the shadows of the advertisement world on the show, as well. Maybe he realized that nobody is buying Tommy Hilfiger except men in their 50s who clearly don't watch the show. He will NOT be missed.
"All i know is when i buy a cookbook, i want the fucking recipes. I dont give a fuck about a carwash or friends" - Rosie Bart
Excellent point, Rosie, and i couldn't agree with you more (since you are my wife and i HAVE to agree with you).
A cookbook is defined as the following (courtesy of wikipedia):
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Jimmy and his friends, well, simply Jimmy (he was without friends this week) showcased songs from the 2000s to today as well as another round for Soul mofo singing. Basically, it was Marvin Gaye, Alicia Keys and Lady Gaga night. I felt the first half of the show went well. The singers were able to showcase more relevant songs that mean something to them and sing them great. The second part failed miserably, with the exception of Josh and Jessica. There was certainly a misconnect with the singers and the songs they tried to sing.
The show started off with Mr. Holland's Opus as they showed, AGAIN, Jessica being voted off and then saved and all the drama that unfolded before and after. ENOUGH already. Its not the fucking presidential elections. American Idol stop taking yourself so fucking serious. At the end of the day you are just another talent show. Enough with the theatrics.
Christ on a pony! Great Scott! Jupiter's Cock! Christ eating buscuits! Good Golly Miss Molly! These should all be the major headlines in all major media this morning. Fuck North Korea trying to shoot a missile and fail miserably, this shit has far more importance! Jessica was voted off American Idol last night....
